@2 years ago with 5 notes
Kinder Eggs have been related to 7 death in 20 years. I learned this in a 5 minute spot on NBC 5.
A) This isn’t news worthy.
B) Fuck the American nanny state.
These eggs are banned in the US, in the news segment, they actually sent a reporter to O’Hare to go through the x-raying of packages. I’m pretty sure this was staged for one; a reporter isn’t going to sit around for hours with the hopes that one of these eggs are going to show up. And “Hey, Kinder Eggs are banned. But it doesn’t matter to you; they are destroyed at the airport, so you’ll never see them.” Doesn’t take 5 fucking minutes and an on the scene report. So… fuck the state of american news.
I used to have these all the time as a kid. It’s basically a 2.5” plastic egg that splits in half and has a toy inside, with a chocolate shell around it that is about a quarter of a centimeter thick. I also remember as a kid, that plastic egg was a pain in the dick to open.
Let’s just say a kid bit into this egg… they’re gonna bite plastic immediately and most likely break off the shell around the egg. Kids can’t fit that egg into their mouth. The egg is a pain in the ass to open. They toy inside the egg is the only thing you can choke on. Why the FUCK is it banned here? 7 deaths in 20 years!? More people have died choking FROM getting a blowjob than that! So, why the fuck are they banned!?
I wanna start a movement to get these things back. Regardless of how many deaths it causes. It’s time to thin out the heard a little bit. Keep in mind, these are legal outside of the states, so that’s 7 deaths in 20 years, and the only place they aren’t legal is good ol’ nanny state USA.
Supporting thinning the heard by an atmoically small percentage,